Business Horse · Volume 2026

The 2026 Almanac

The season as it happened. Verified weekly results, the boardroom recap, league awards, and the numbers behind every chapter.

Archived through Week 7. Updated 10/27/2026. Stat corrections are checked on later updates.

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Weekly chapters

Week 7 · regular

Chad bills Larry for 123.03. Mike loses with the employee of the week. Sean calls in sick.

6 matchups · 15 awards · 16 completed transactions

Week 6 · regular

Larry finally clocks in. Mike escapes by 0.29. Pavel gets audited.

6 matchups · 15 awards · 25 completed transactions

Week 5 · regular

Mike loses his perfect record. Larry remains perfectly fucking terrible.

6 matchups · 15 awards · 25 completed transactions

Week 4 · regular

Chad raises the ceiling. Mike stays perfect. Larry keeps digging.

6 matchups · 15 awards · 16 completed transactions

Week 3 · regular

Evan sweeps the awards. Larry files for bankruptcy.

6 matchups · 15 awards · 13 completed transactions

Week 2 · regular

Chad takes the whole boardroom. Tom wins the game nobody should frame.

6 matchups · 15 awards · 19 completed transactions

Week 1 · regular

Sean takes the opening bell. Larry gets the worst seat in the boardroom.

6 matchups · 15 awards · 19 completed transactions

2026 record book

Regular season benchmarks through the archived cutoff. Postseason games remain separate.

High team score

140.15

Low team score

54.07

Biggest margin

59.63

Closest decision

0.29

Season ledger

Regular season only. Ordered by wins with half credit for ties, then points scored. This ledger is not a playoff seed declaration. All play compares each team with every other team each week.

Chad Van Horn

Paper Champs

W / L / T: 5 / 2 / 0
Points for: 760.94
Points against: 630.56
Differential: 130.38
Average: 108.71
Streak: W1
High / low: 140.15 / 73.20
All play W / L / T: 51 / 26 / 0

Stephen Spencer

Gibbs me the money

W / L / T: 5 / 2 / 0
Points for: 734.14
Points against: 648.91
Differential: 85.23
Average: 104.88
Streak: L1
High / low: 138.74 / 71.90
All play W / L / T: 51 / 26 / 0

Rob Lazerson

Just Josh’n

W / L / T: 5 / 2 / 0
Points for: 727.08
Points against: 614.55
Differential: 112.53
Average: 103.87
Streak: W3
High / low: 124.15 / 81.27
All play W / L / T: 49 / 28 / 0

Evan Seacat

Big Daddy

W / L / T: 5 / 2 / 0
Points for: 705.84
Points against: 621.55
Differential: 84.29
Average: 100.83
Streak: W5
High / low: 128.58 / 78.31
All play W / L / T: 47 / 30 / 0

Mike Aguanno

Guano Bowls

W / L / T: 5 / 2 / 0
Points for: 694.83
Points against: 647.68
Differential: 47.15
Average: 99.26
Streak: L1
High / low: 118.65 / 85.32
All play W / L / T: 43 / 34 / 0

Sean Laird

NILFs

W / L / T: 4 / 3 / 0
Points for: 728.00
Points against: 774.08
Differential: -46.08
Average: 104.00
Streak: L1
High / low: 130.91 / 72.61
All play W / L / T: 49 / 28 / 0

Chris Scurry

Team Scurry

W / L / T: 4 / 3 / 0
Points for: 631.77
Points against: 617.30
Differential: 14.47
Average: 90.25
Streak: W1
High / low: 122.42 / 68.45
All play W / L / T: 33 / 44 / 0

Alex Buell

Ja Buell

W / L / T: 3 / 4 / 0
Points for: 681.93
Points against: 775.27
Differential: -93.34
Average: 97.42
Streak: W1
High / low: 121.83 / 69.85
All play W / L / T: 35 / 42 / 0

Jack Decker

Uncle Rico

W / L / T: 2 / 5 / 0
Points for: 662.53
Points against: 709.05
Differential: -46.52
Average: 94.65
Streak: W1
High / low: 107.87 / 84.20
All play W / L / T: 33 / 44 / 0

Pavel Kogan

Boston mashakir

W / L / T: 2 / 5 / 0
Points for: 633.22
Points against: 706.72
Differential: -73.50
Average: 90.46
Streak: L3
High / low: 114.68 / 59.88
All play W / L / T: 27 / 50 / 0

Tom Burkett

Tdburkett

W / L / T: 1 / 6 / 0
Points for: 624.69
Points against: 672.26
Differential: -47.57
Average: 89.24
Streak: L6
High / low: 106.21 / 54.07
All play W / L / T: 28 / 49 / 0

Larry Noel

40 Yards and a Buell

W / L / T: 1 / 6 / 0
Points for: 569.58
Points against: 736.62
Differential: -167.04
Average: 81.37
Streak: L1
High / low: 125.96 / 63.54
All play W / L / T: 16 / 61 / 0

What the archive preserves

Weekly matchups, exact team scores and commissioner overrides, permanent manager identities, observed team names, starters, bench players, individual fantasy points, transactions and trades, FAAB information returned by Sleeper, draft selections, scoring rules, roster settings, and playoff brackets. Source timestamps and previous versions stay in the private league archive. The public download contains season statistics, lineups, recaps, awards, and milestones.

168 draft selections preserved. Team names reflect their first archived observation. NFL box score statistics and historical career totals are separate sources. No career record is inferred from an incomplete archive.

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