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Sean Laird

NILFs · Sleeper roster 2

2026 Season

NILFs · 4 wins, 3 losses

Points for 728.00 · Points against 774.08

Matchups Playoff race

Standings retrieved 10/28/2026, 6:15:05 AM ET. Sleeper does not supply a standings update timestamp.

Completed Trades

2026 Sleeper transactions, Weeks 1 through 8.

No completed trades found in the available weeks.

Rivalries

View Sleeper era rivalries

Business Bowls against Rob Lazerson: 0 wins in 1 meetings.

87-73-1

Career

54.0%

Win %

Titles

Bowl Apps

Last Place

WWE

The Executive Stable

Franchise Mount Rushmore

The four highest single season VBD performances among unique players drafted by this manager in the 2014 through 2023 archive. Each player appears once; ties follow the Almanac table order. Seasons from 2024 onward are not included.

Dalvin Cook

2020 · RB · 166.30 VBD

CeeDee Lamb

2023 · WR · 145.46 VBD

Le'Veon Bell

2017 · RB · 141.64 VBD

Marshawn Lynch

2014 · RB · 140.88 VBD

2024 AlmanacSeasons 2014 through 2023Unique drafted playersAlmanac p. 227

Commissioner

Business Horse

League founder, commissioner, and Almanac author.

League Rules

2014 to 2023 Almanac

Manager Scouting Report

Playoff résumé

3-5

Record

37.5%

Win rate

Appearances

0.0%

Title conversion

Adjusted playoff average

130.27

Best game

179.43

2024 Almanac, page 186

Clutch Index

+11.58

Playoff riser

Adjusted playoff scoring compared with adjusted regular season scoring. Positive means the manager scored more per game in the playoffs.

Regular season

118.69

Playoffs

130.27

Era adjusted scoring

Season peaks

Manager peak

2017

1.77 scoring z, 132.71 adjusted PPG

Lowest scoring season

2021

-1.61 scoring z, 108.73 adjusted PPG

2024 Almanac, pages 188 to 199

Draft résumé

Historical Draft Profile

Drafts through 2023

8.18%

Value share

Almanac rank

-0.103

Average draft z

Running back

First round lean

Best complete draft

2017

13.590% value share

Worst complete draft

2021

5.388% value share

First round fingerprint

7 RB, 3 WR

2023 active managers

Draft Soulmate

Preferred business partner

Sean Laird's most drafted offensive player

Kareem Hunt

Selections: 3
Average round: 5.7

Draft receipts

2017 · Round 9
2018 · Round 1
2022 · Round 7

Best pick ever

Kareem Hunt

2017 · Round 9

+3.30 draft value

Worst pick ever

Christian Watson

2023 · Round 4

-1.84 draft value

Late round steal

Kareem Hunt

2017 · Round 9

+3.30 draft value

10 verified drafts132 graded offensive picksLate round means round 8 or later

Draft value is the Almanac's opportunity adjusted pick score. Draft Soulmate is the most frequently drafted offensive player, with tied totals broken by cumulative draft value.

Franchise identity

Neighsayers

1 seasons, 12 recorded team names

Neighsayers2025

Burlington Cum Factory2024

AB CeeDee EFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW2023

Tranny Are You Ok2022

Gruden's Grindr2021

Tickling the Ebonies2020

Alvin and the Thick Hunks2019

Indianapolis Cunts2018

Zeke Msdemeanor Elliott2017

Beatin' Goff2016

Aldon Take The Wheel2015

BENCHING EVERYBODY2014

Historical workbook

Career hardware

Trophy Case

The banner case is still empty.

Titles

Runner ups

Last place

Championships

No Business Bowl titles.

Runner up finishes

2020

Silver saddle

BUSINESS BOWL VII, lost to Rob Lazerson

Last place awards

No last place finishes.

Verified Business Bowl and season history

Championship Weekends

Business Bowl History

2020

Runner up

BUSINESS BOWL VII

Opponent

Rob Lazerson

Final score

123 to 168

Year	Bowl	Result	Opponent	Score
2020	BUSINESS BOWL VII	Runner up	Rob Lazerson	123 to 168

2014 to 2026

Career Timeline

Franchise History

Permanent manager, season identities

14
2014 Season
BENCHING EVERYBODY
7th Place
6 7 0
W L T
46.2%
Win Rate
#7
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
15
2015 Season
Aldon Take The Wheel
6th Place
6 7 0
W L T
46.2%
Win Rate
#6
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
16
2016 Season
Beatin' Goff
4th Place
7 5 1
W L T
53.8%
Win Rate
#4
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
17
2017 Season
Zeke Msdemeanor Elliott
4th Place
8 5 0
W L T
61.5%
Win Rate
#4
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
18
2018 Season
Indianapolis Cunts
6th Place
7 6 0
W L T
53.8%
Win Rate
#6
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
19
2019 Season
Alvin and the Thick Hunks
11th Place
5 8 0
W L T
38.5%
Win Rate
#11
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
20
2020 Season
Tickling the Ebonies
Runner Up
11 2 0
W L T
84.6%
Win Rate
#2
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
21
2021 Season
Gruden's Grindr
9th Place
6 8 0
W L T
42.9%
Win Rate
#9
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
22
2022 Season
Tranny Are You Ok
3rd Place
10 4 0
W L T
71.4%
Win Rate
#3
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
23
2023 Season
AB CeeDee EFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
9th Place
5 9 0
W L T
35.7%
Win Rate
#9
Final
Business Horse Gentlemen’s FFL Almanac — 2024
24
2024 Season
Burlington Cum Factory
6th Place
8 6 0
W L T
57.1%
Win Rate
#6
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
25
2025 Season
Neighsayers
6th Place
8 6 0
W L T
57.1%
Win Rate
#6
Final
Business Horse Results & Data Harvester — 2026
26
2026 Season
NILFs
In Progress
4 3 0
W L T
57.1%
Win Rate
Live
Final
Sleeper 2026

The Good, the Bad, the Balance Sheet

Best and Worst Season Cards

Blue Chip Season

Executive Season Card

2017

Zeke Msdemeanor Elliott

Sean Laird

8 5 0

Record

Final Finish

132.71

Adjusted PPG

+1.77

Scoring Z

The franchise peak by era adjusted regular season scoring.

Red Ink Season

Executive Season Card

2021

Gruden's Grindr

Sean Laird

6 8 0

Record

Final Finish

108.73

Adjusted PPG

-1.61

Scoring Z

The franchise low by era adjusted regular season scoring.

2024 AlmanacEra adjusted scoringSeasons through 2023

These cards compare scoring within each season and adjust for changes in league scoring. Raw point totals are not compared across eras.

2026

Current Roster

NILFs

4-3-0 · @BusinessHorse

Sleeper

QBJayden DanielsWAS

RBJordan MasonMIN

RBKenneth Walker IIIKC

TEDalton KincaidBUF

WRChristian WatsonGB

WRJaylen WaddleDEN

WRParker WashingtonJAX

WRPuka NacuaLAR

QBJordan LoveGB

RBEmmett JohnsonKC

RBJadarian PriceSEA

RBJonah ColemanDEN

RBZach CharbonnetSEA

WRChris OlaveNO

Draft

2026 Opening Pick

Round 1 · Pick 5

Puka Nacua

WR · NILFs

FanDraft

Career Summary

League Record

Seasons

Runner ups

6.1

Average finish

Best finish

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