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Sean Laird
0.00Big Daddy
Evan Seacat
0.00VS1
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2026 Almanac · Week 7
The Weekly Boardroom
Chad bills Larry for 123.03. Mike loses with the employee of the week. Sean calls in sick.
Chad Van Horn beat Larry Noel 123.03 to 86.15, taking the week's high score and largest winning margin at 36.88. Bo Nix supplied 25.53 and Tee Higgins added 23.80. Chad even left Dak Prescott's 24.78 on the bench, the best reserve score in the league. Larry celebrated his first win last week and immediately returned to his primary occupation: losing. Chad moves to 5 wins and 2 losses. Larry is 1 and 6. The probationary period is over, and HR has questions.
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Week 8 Matchups
Just Josh’n
Rob Lazerson
0.00Boston mashakir
Pavel Kogan
0.00VS2
Guano Bowls
Mike Aguanno
0.00Tdburkett
Tom Burkett
0.00VS3
Paper Champs
Chad Van Horn
0.00Uncle Rico
Jack Decker
0.00VS4
Gibbs me the money
Stephen Spencer
0.00Ja Buell
Alex Buell
0.00VS5
40 Yards and a Buell
Larry Noel
0.00Team Scurry
Chris Scurry
0.00VS6
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| # | Team | W-L-T | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Paper Champs cvhlaw | 5-2-0 | 760.84 | 630.56 |
| 2 | Gibbs me the money suspence08 | 5-2-0 | 734.14 | 648.91 |
| 3 | Just Josh’n RobbyLaz | 5-2-0 | 727.08 | 614.55 |
| 4 | Big Daddy EvanSeacat | 5-2-0 | 705.84 | 621.55 |
| 5 | Guano Bowls Guano17 | 5-2-0 | 694.83 | 647.68 |
| 6 | NILFs BusinessHorse | 4-3-0 | 728.00 | 774.08 |
| 7 | Team Scurry chrisscurry | 4-3-0 | 631.77 | 617.30 |
| 8 | Ja Buell TheJaBuell | 3-4-0 | 681.93 | 775.27 |
| 9 | Uncle Rico Jackthere | 2-5-0 | 662.53 | 709.05 |
| 10 | Boston mashakir koganp | 2-5-0 | 633.22 | 706.72 |
| 11 | Tdburkett tdburkett | 1-6-0 | 624.69 | 672.26 |
| 12 | 40 Yards and a Buell Wrench12 | 1-6-0 | 569.58 | 736.52 |
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Lowest win percentage
1 W / 6 L569.58 PF
Tdburkett
Lowest win percentage
1 W / 6 L624.69 PF
Boston mashakir
Next lowest win percentage
2 W / 5 L633.22 PF
Uncle Rico
Next lowest win percentage
2 W / 5 L662.53 PF
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