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Jackn' Horse Bowl

Sean: Jack✕ Incorrect

Wrench: Jack✕ Incorrect

NILFs

Sean Laird

126.84

Uncle Rico

Jack Decker

102.01
VS1
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Starting lineups

C.J. Stroud QB HOU

Cratanjimous James

@ TEN · Final W 26–3

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

19.94

Stats

26/34 CMP, 261 YD, 1 TD · 6 CAR, 5 YD, 1 TD

Drake Maye QB NE

 

vs LV · Final W 45–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

41.21

Stats

26/34 CMP, 374 YD, 4 TD · 7 CAR, 25 YD, 1 TD

Najee Harris RB NYG

We Are Desparate

@ WAS · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.90

Stats

5 CAR, 9 YD · 1/1 REC, 5 YD

D'Andre Swift RB CHI

 

@ GB · Final L 7–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

15.30

Stats

9 CAR, 43 YD, 1 TD · 4/5 REC, 30 YD

Ty Johnson RB BUF

 

@ LAR · Final W 37–34

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

9.20

Stats

4/4 REC, 72 YD

Emanuel Wilson RB SEA

 

vs SF · Final L 29–32

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

12.20

Stats

20 CAR, 61 YD, 1 TD · 2/2 REC, 11 YD

Christian Watson WR GB

Agile but Fragile

vs CHI · Final W 31–7

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

29.30

Stats

6/8 REC, 143 YD, 2 TD

Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET

 

@ ARI · Final W 45–21

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

7.90

Stats

6/11 REC, 69 YD

Parker Washington WR JAX

Slot Bitch

vs PHI · Final W 19–17

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

27.40

Stats

6/9 REC, 124 YD, 2 TD

Tre' Harris WR LAC

 

vs DEN · Final L 17–23

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

2.60

Stats

2/4 REC, 16 YD

Dalton Kincaid TE BUF

Dawson Knox's backup

@ LAR · Final W 37–34

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

3.30

Stats

1/2 REC, 7 YD

Juwan Johnson TE NO

 

vs MIN · Final L 13–23

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

4.00

Stats

4/5 REC, 16 YD

Chris Olave WR NO

Unlimited Breadsticks

vs MIN · Final L 13–23

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

6.60

Stats

4/6 REC, 46 YD

J.K. Dobbins RB DEN

 

@ LAC · Final W 23–17

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

14.40

Stats

18 CAR, 68 YD, 1 TD · 2/2 REC, 6 YD

Puka Nacua WR LAR

Dipshit Dracula

vs BUF · Final L 34–37

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

29.20

Stats

2 CAR, 9 YD · 17/24 REC, 138 YD, 1 TD

Keaton Mitchell RB LAC

 

vs DEN · Final L 17–23

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

4.40

Stats

6 CAR, 11 YD · 3/4 REC, 18 YD

Bench

Not included in team score

Jadarian Price BN SEA

Holani's Backup

vs SF · Final L 29–32

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

0.00

Dohnte Meyers BN CIN

WR

@ MIA · Final W 31–24

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

2.20

Stats

2/2 REC, 12 YD

Jonah Coleman BN DEN

The First to be Cut

@ LAC · Final W 23–17

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

0.00

DJ Moore BN BUF

WR

@ LAR · Final W 37–34

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

0.00

Jaylen Waddle BN DEN

The Decoy

@ LAC · Final W 23–17

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

3.80

Stats

1 CAR, 9 YD · 2/5 REC, 19 YD

A.J. Brown BN NE

WR

vs LV · Final W 45–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Kenneth Walker III BN KC

Ken at Work

Bye week

0.00

Rico Dowdle BN PIT

RB

vs IND · Final W 34–22

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Jordan Mason BN MIN

Rihanna in Cleats

@ NO · Final W 23–13

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

DeVonta Smith BN PHI

WR

vs JAX · Final L 17–19

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

0.00

Zach Charbonnet BN SEA

Physically Unable to Be Good

vs SF · Final L 29–32

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

0.00

Kenny Gainwell BN TB

RB

@ DAL · Final W 24–16

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

4.30

Stats

4 CAR, 18 YD · 3/4 REC, 10 YD

Bestie Bowl

Sean: TOm✕ Incorrect

Wrench: Buell✓ Correct

Ja Buell

Alex Buell

105.40

Tdburkett

Tom Burkett

94.25
VS2
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Starting lineups

Joe Burrow QB CIN

 

@ MIA · Final W 31–24

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

26.60

Stats

23/32 CMP, 190 YD, 4 TD · 4 CAR, 10 YD

Sam Darnold QB SEA

 

vs SF · Final L 29–32

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

5.55

Stats

18/29 CMP, 195 YD, 1 TD, 2 INT · 1 CAR, 5 YD

Jeremiyah Love RB ARI

 

vs DET · Final L 21–45

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

2.20

Stats

12 CAR, 22 YD · 0/1 REC, 0 YD

Bijan Robinson RB ATL

 

vs BAL · Final L 23–30

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

13.80

Stats

17 CAR, 86 YD · 4/7 REC, 32 YD

Cam Skattebo RB NYG

 

@ WAS · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

6.10

Stats

13 CAR, 59 YD · 2/3 REC, 12 YD

TreVeyon Henderson RB NE

 

vs LV · Final W 45–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

4.30

Stats

4 CAR, 22 YD · 1/1 REC, 16 YD

Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA

 

vs SF · Final L 29–32

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

20.30

Stats

1 CAR, 16 YD · 5/8 REC, 102 YD, 1 TD

George Pickens WR DAL

 

vs TB · Final L 16–24

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

23.50

Stats

9/13 REC, 130 YD, 1 TD

Matthew Golden WR GB

 

vs CHI · Final W 31–7

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

17.30

Stats

6/7 REC, 123 YD

Malik Nabers WR NYG

 

@ WAS · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

23.60

Stats

11/20 REC, 121 YD, 1 TD

Harold Fannin Jr. TE CLE

 

@ NYJ · Final L 12–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.00

Stats

1/4 REC, 4 YD

Tyler Warren TE IND

 

@ PIT · Final L 22–34

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

18.60

Stats

1 CAR, 1 YD, 1 TD · 7/9 REC, 83 YD

Jameson Williams WR DET

 

@ ARI · Final W 45–21

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

17.70

Stats

2/4 REC, 47 YD, 2 TD

DK Metcalf WR PIT

 

vs IND · Final W 34–22

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

2.80

Stats

1 CAR, 11 YD · 3/4 REC, 12 YD

Emeka Egbuka WR TB

 

@ DAL · Final W 24–16

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

14.20

Stats

1 CAR, 14 YD, 1 TD · 6/9 REC, 38 YD

Romeo Doubs WR NE

 

vs LV · Final W 45–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

2.10

Stats

1/3 REC, 16 YD

Bench

Not included in team score

Xavier Worthy BN KC

WR

Bye week

0.00

Caleb Williams BN CHI

QB

@ GB · Final L 7–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Travis Kelce BN KC

TE

Bye week

0.00

Malik Washington BN MIA

WR

vs CIN · Final L 24–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

9.10

Stats

1 CAR, 18 YD · 6/8 REC, 43 YD

Kalif Raymond BN CHI

WR

@ GB · Final L 7–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.90

Stats

1 CAR, -2 YD · 3/4 REC, 6 YD

Mike Washington Jr. BN LV

RB

@ NE · Final L 17–45

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.50

Stats

1 CAR, 5 YD · 1/1 REC, 5 YD

Courtland Sutton BN DEN

WR

@ LAC · Final W 23–17

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

8.80

Stats

2/3 REC, 18 YD, 1 TD

Alec Pierce BN IND

WR

@ PIT · Final L 22–34

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Jake Ferguson BN DAL

TE

vs TB · Final L 16–24

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

3.70

Stats

3/6 REC, 19 YD

Bryce Young BN CAR

QB

Bye week

0.00

Tyjae Spears BN TEN

RB

vs HOU · Final L 3–26

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

5.30

Stats

2 CAR, 0 YD · 9/9 REC, 28 YD

Dontayvion Wicks BN PHI

WR

vs JAX · Final L 17–19

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

8.80

Stats

5/8 REC, 63 YD

Recruiter Bowl

Sean: Rob✓ Correct

Wrench: Wrench✕ Incorrect

40 Yards and a Buell

Larry Noel

79.17

Just Josh’n

Rob Lazerson

124.15
VS3
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Starting lineups

Kirk Cousins QB LV

 

@ NE · Final L 17–45

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

12.47

Stats

19/28 CMP, 243 YD, 1 TD

Josh Allen QB BUF

 

@ LAR · Final W 37–34

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

29.75

Stats

12/19 CMP, 210 YD, 1 TD, 1 INT · 10 CAR, 121 YD, 1 TD

Ashton Jeanty RB LV

The Jeantleman

@ NE · Final L 17–45

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

9.20

Stats

10 CAR, 27 YD · 3/6 REC, 50 YD

Bhayshul Tuten RB JAX

 

vs PHI · Final W 19–17

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

10.60

Stats

22 CAR, 72 YD · 2/3 REC, 24 YD

Quinshon Judkins RB CLE

 

@ NYJ · Final L 12–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

6.50

Stats

14 CAR, 44 YD · 3/4 REC, 6 YD

David Montgomery RB HOU

 

@ TEN · Final W 26–3

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.10

Stats

5 CAR, 11 YD

Mike Evans WR SF

Built Evans Tough 1k yds a yr

@ SEA · Final W 32–29

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

22.80

Stats

7/10 REC, 113 YD, 1 TD

Chris Godwin Jr. WR TB

 

@ DAL · Final W 24–16

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

5.50

Stats

1 CAR, 3 YD · 3/3 REC, 37 YD

Keenan Allen WR IND

WRADD

@ PIT · Final L 22–34

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

7.00

Stats

5/9 REC, 45 YD

Luther Burden III WR CHI

 

@ GB · Final L 7–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

6.90

Stats

4 CAR, 2 YD · 4/6 REC, 47 YD

Tucker Kraft TE GB

Big Slice O'Cheese

vs CHI · Final W 31–7

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

9.60

Stats

1 CAR, 2 YD · 5/5 REC, 64 YD

Brock Bowers TE LV

 

@ NE · Final L 17–45

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

19.80

Stats

8/10 REC, 110 YD, 1 TD

Kendre Miller RB NO

 

vs MIN · Final L 13–23

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

9.00

Stats

10 CAR, 30 YD, 1 TD

Jaylen Warren RB PIT

 

vs IND · Final W 34–22

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

33.80

Stats

15 CAR, 101 YD, 1 TD · 6/6 REC, 87 YD, 1 TD

Chris Bell WR MIA

 

vs CIN · Final L 24–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

2.60

Stats

1 CAR, 26 YD · 0/2 REC, 0 YD

Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN

 

@ MIA · Final W 31–24

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

16.70

Stats

6/10 REC, 77 YD, 1 TD

Bench

Not included in team score

Rashee Rice BN KC

WR

Bye week

0.00

Michael Penix Jr. BN ATL

QB

vs BAL · Final L 23–30

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

13.15

Stats

19/32 CMP, 240 YD, 1 TD · 2 CAR, 8 YD

Stefon Diggs BN WAS

WR

vs NYG · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Roman Wilson BN PIT

WR

vs IND · Final W 34–22

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Stats

0/1 REC, 0 YD

Patrick Mahomes BN KC

My Precious

Bye week

0.00

Jaylen Wright BN MIA

RB

vs CIN · Final L 24–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.10

Stats

6 CAR, 11 YD

Josh Jacobs BN GB

Justice for Jacobs

vs CHI · Final W 31–7

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Woody Marks BN HOU

RB

@ TEN · Final W 26–3

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

10.50

Stats

15 CAR, 62 YD · 4/4 REC, 23 YD

Breece Hall BN NYJ

RB

vs CLE · Final W 17–12

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Wan'Dale Robinson BN TEN

WR

vs HOU · Final L 3–26

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

8.30

Stats

6/7 REC, 53 YD

Quentin Johnston BN LAC

WR

vs DEN · Final L 17–23

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

0.00

Tyler Allgeier BN ARI

Al Jazeera

vs DET · Final L 21–45

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

2.60

Stats

3 CAR, 7 YD · 2/2 REC, 9 YD

Fringe Doug Bowl

Sean: Scurry✕ Incorrect

Wrench: Evan✓ Correct

Big Daddy

Evan Seacat

109.11

Team Scurry

Chris Scurry

68.45
VS4
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Starting lineups

Brock Purdy QB SF

 

@ SEA · Final W 32–29

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

15.41

Stats

19/29 CMP, 189 YD, 2 TD, 1 INT · 5 CAR, 6 YD

Matthew Stafford QB LAR

 

vs BUF · Final L 34–37

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

28.57

Stats

40/54 CMP, 383 YD, 3 TD

James Cook III RB BUF

 

@ LAR · Final W 37–34

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

21.30

Stats

25 CAR, 111 YD, 2 TD · 1/1 REC, 7 YD

Will Shipley RB PHI

 

vs JAX · Final L 17–19

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

7.80

Stats

5 CAR, 6 YD, 1 TD · 1/2 REC, 7 YD

Bucky Irving RB TB

 

@ DAL · Final W 24–16

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

30.50

Stats

21 CAR, 165 YD, 1 TD · 2/3 REC, 10 YD, 1 TD

Javonte Williams RB DAL

 

vs TB · Final L 16–24

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

13.20

Stats

12 CAR, 45 YD, 1 TD · 2/3 REC, 17 YD

Garrett Wilson WR NYJ

 

vs CLE · Final W 17–12

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

19.90

Stats

7/11 REC, 104 YD, 1 TD

CeeDee Lamb WR DAL

 

vs TB · Final L 16–24

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

1.90

Stats

2/5 REC, 9 YD

Nico Collins WR HOU

 

@ TEN · Final W 26–3

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

8.10

Stats

5/7 REC, 56 YD

Carnell Tate WR TEN

 

vs HOU · Final L 3–26

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.10

Stats

1/5 REC, 6 YD

George Kittle TE SF

 

@ SEA · Final W 32–29

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

5.40

Stats

5/6 REC, 24 YD

Mark Andrews TE BAL

 

@ ATL · Final W 30–23

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

3.20

Stats

4/6 REC, 28 YD

Mike Gesicki TE CIN

 

@ MIA · Final W 31–24

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

7.00

Stats

1/2 REC, 4 YD, 1 TD

Michael Wilson WR ARI

 

vs DET · Final L 21–45

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

5.28

Stats

1/1 CMP, 7 YD · 4/7 REC, 30 YD

Deebo Samuel Sr. WR SF

 

@ SEA · Final W 32–29

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

1.50

Stats

2 CAR, 4 YD · 2/3 REC, 21 YD

Dallas Goedert TE PHI

 

vs JAX · Final L 17–19

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

7.40

Stats

6/9 REC, 38 YD

Bench

Not included in team score

Tre Tucker BN LV

WR

@ NE · Final L 17–45

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

5.50

Stats

2 CAR, -6 YD · 4/5 REC, 41 YD

Brian Thomas Jr. BN JAX

WR

vs PHI · Final W 19–17

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

0.00

Stats

0/3 REC, 0 YD

Jayden Daniels BN WAS

QB

vs NYG · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

31.01

Stats

17/25 CMP, 199 YD · 9 CAR, 103 YD, 2 TD

Kaelon Black BN SF

RB

@ SEA · Final W 32–29

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

1.60

Stats

6 CAR, 16 YD

Marvin Harrison Jr. BN HOU

WR

@ TEN · Final W 26–3

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Saquon Barkley BN PHI

RB

vs JAX · Final L 17–19

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

0.00

KC Concepcion Jr. BN CLE

WR

@ NYJ · Final L 12–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.00

Stats

1/1 REC, 5 YD

Jalen Hurts BN PHI

QB

vs JAX · Final L 17–19

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

11.25

Stats

21/40 CMP, 220 YD, 1 TD · 2 CAR, 2 YD

Kenyon Sadiq BN NYJ

TE

vs CLE · Final W 17–12

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

-0.50

Stats

2/3 REC, 3 YD

Travis Etienne Jr. BN NO

RB

vs MIN · Final L 13–23

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Brian Robinson Jr. BN ATL

RB

vs BAL · Final L 23–30

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

1.60

Stats

7 CAR, 16 YD · 0/1 REC, 0 YD

Jordan Addison BN MIN

WR

@ NO · Final W 23–13

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Russian Right CPAC Extravaganza

Sean: Steve✓ Correct

Wrench: Steve✓ Correct

Boston mashakir

Pavel Kogan

99.14

Gibbs me the money

Stephen Spencer

138.74
VS5
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Starting lineups

Jared Goff QB DET

 

@ ARI · Final W 45–21

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

28.69

Stats

19/30 CMP, 271 YD, 3 TD · 1 CAR, 1 YD, 1 TD

Trevor Lawrence QB JAX

 

vs PHI · Final W 19–17

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

19.24

Stats

24/39 CMP, 331 YD, 2 TD, 1 INT · 3 CAR, 25 YD

Jonathan Taylor RB IND

 

@ PIT · Final L 22–34

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

9.70

Stats

15 CAR, 45 YD · 3/4 REC, 37 YD

Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET

 

@ ARI · Final W 45–21

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

35.20

Stats

25 CAR, 151 YD, 2 TD · 5/6 REC, 56 YD

Derrick Henry RB BAL

 

@ ATL · Final W 30–23

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

20.50

Stats

24 CAR, 102 YD · 1/2 REC, 18 YD, 1 TD

Braelon Allen RB NYJ

 

vs CLE · Final W 17–12

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

17.10

Stats

24 CAR, 116 YD, 1 TD · 1/4 REC, 0 YD

Rome Odunze WR CHI

 

@ GB · Final L 7–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

3.50

Stats

3/9 REC, 40 YD

Drake London WR ATL

 

vs BAL · Final L 23–30

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

15.30

Stats

7/11 REC, 118 YD

Khalil Shakir WR BUF

 

@ LAR · Final W 37–34

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

9.50

Stats

3/3 REC, 80 YD

Justin Jefferson WR MIN

 

@ NO · Final W 23–13

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

14.80

Stats

1 CAR, -11 YD · 6/7 REC, 79 YD, 1 TD

Dalton Schultz TE HOU

 

@ TEN · Final W 26–3

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

4.80

Stats

3/4 REC, 30 YD

Sam LaPorta TE DET

 

@ ARI · Final W 45–21

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

17.80

Stats

5/5 REC, 88 YD, 1 TD

Zay Flowers WR BAL

 

@ ATL · Final W 30–23

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

10.35

Stats

1 CAR, 13 YD · 8/9 REC, 53 YD

Colston Loveland TE CHI

 

@ GB · Final L 7–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

3.10

Stats

2/5 REC, 19 YD

Denzel Boston WR CLE

 

@ NYJ · Final L 12–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

12.10

Stats

3/7 REC, 46 YD, 1 TD

MarShawn Lloyd RB GB

 

vs CHI · Final W 31–7

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

16.20

Stats

10 CAR, 31 YD, 2 TD · 1/2 REC, 6 YD

Bench

Not included in team score

Tetairoa McMillan BN CAR

WR

Bye week

0.00

Chris Rodriguez Jr. BN JAX

RB

vs PHI · Final W 19–17

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

1.60

Stats

2 CAR, 5 YD · 1/1 REC, 6 YD

Jacory Croskey-Merritt BN WAS

RB

vs NYG · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

14.20

Stats

11 CAR, 82 YD, 1 TD

Blake Corum BN LAR

RB

vs BUF · Final L 34–37

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

14.70

Stats

5 CAR, 19 YD, 1 TD · 3/4 REC, 53 YD

Tyler Higbee BN LAR

TE

vs BUF · Final L 34–37

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

11.30

Stats

5/6 REC, 83 YD

Jalen Coker BN CAR

WR

Bye week

0.00

Kyler Murray BN MIN

QB

@ NO · Final W 23–13

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

18.26

Stats

24/30 CMP, 229 YD, 1 TD · 10 CAR, 51 YD

Kyle Monangai BN CHI

RB

@ GB · Final L 7–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Terry McLaurin BN WAS

WR

vs NYG · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

10.20

Stats

4/4 REC, 62 YD

Tyler Shough BN NO

QB

vs MIN · Final L 13–23

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

-2.41

Stats

16/25 CMP, 96 YD, 2 INT

Kyle Pitts Sr. BN ATL

TE

vs BAL · Final L 23–30

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

13.20

Stats

5/6 REC, 42 YD, 1 TD

Jakobi Meyers BN JAX

WR

vs PHI · Final W 19–17

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

4.70

Stats

2/3 REC, 37 YD

Chase Brown Bowl

Sean: Chad✓ Correct

Wrench: Chad✓ Correct

Paper Champs

Chad Van Horn

109.54

Guano Bowls

Mike Aguanno

107.33
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Starting lineups

Dak Prescott QB DAL

 

vs TB · Final L 16–24

Thu, Oct 8, 8:15 PM ET

11.14

Stats

24/42 CMP, 316 YD, 1 TD, 2 INT

Jacoby Brissett QB ARI

Slow Cooked Brissett

vs DET · Final L 21–45

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

24.03

Stats

29/47 CMP, 292 YD, 3 TD, 1 INT · 2 CAR, 19 YD · 1/1 REC, 7 YD

Aaron Jones Sr. RB MIN

 

@ NO · Final W 23–13

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

17.20

Stats

25 CAR, 113 YD, 1 TD · 3/3 REC, 4 YD

Christian McCaffrey RB SF

Ed’s Golden Boy

@ SEA · Final W 32–29

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

15.80

Stats

11 CAR, 68 YD, 1 TD · 3/3 REC, 15 YD

Kyren Williams RB LAR

 

vs BUF · Final L 34–37

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

16.60

Stats

16 CAR, 49 YD, 1 TD · 6/8 REC, 27 YD

Chase Brown RB CIN

Chad Thinks I Suck

@ MIA · Final W 31–24

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

5.50

Stats

13 CAR, 39 YD · 3/4 REC, 21 YD

Tee Higgins WR CIN

 

@ MIA · Final W 31–24

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

3.20

Stats

2/4 REC, 22 YD

Devaughn Vele WR NO

Jambalayaaaah

vs MIN · Final L 13–23

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

4.60

Stats

4/6 REC, 26 YD

Davante Adams WR LAR

 

vs BUF · Final L 34–37

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

19.60

Stats

5/7 REC, 51 YD, 2 TD

Josh Downs WR IND

DownSyndrome

@ PIT · Final L 22–34

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

6.20

Stats

3/6 REC, 47 YD

Brenton Strange TE JAX

 

vs PHI · Final W 19–17

Sun, Oct 11, 9:30 AM ET

11.00

Stats

7/8 REC, 68 YD

Trey McBride TE ARI

Jacoby’s White Bride

vs DET · Final L 21–45

Sun, Oct 11, 4:25 PM ET

18.00

Stats

9/10 REC, 66 YD, 1 TD

Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE

 

vs LV · Final W 45–17

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

16.00

Stats

13 CAR, 64 YD, 1 TD · 3/3 REC, 21 YD

Isaiah Likely TE NYG

Likes Crab Legs Too

@ WAS · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

28.00

Stats

11/13 REC, 94 YD, 2 TD

Ollie Gordon II RB MIA

 

vs CIN · Final L 24–31

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

14.80

Stats

18 CAR, 88 YD, 1 TD

Tony Pollard RB TEN

Tony…Hey Hey…Tony

vs HOU · Final L 3–26

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

5.20

Stats

14 CAR, 52 YD · 0/1 REC, 0 YD

Bench

Not included in team score

Bo Nix BN DEN

QB

@ LAC · Final W 23–17

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

7.17

Stats

16/27 CMP, 123 YD, 1 TD · 4 CAR, 10 YD

Ladd McConkey BN LAC

Cheeky McConkey

vs DEN · Final L 17–23

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

0.00

Keon Coleman BN BUF

WR

@ LAR · Final W 37–34

Mon, Oct 12, 8:15 PM ET

7.20

Stats

1/2 REC, 7 YD, 1 TD

Tyreek Hill BN

Beating DBs Beating Wives

Game details unavailable

0.00

RJ Harvey BN DEN

RB

@ LAC · Final W 23–17

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

0.70

Stats

3 CAR, 7 YD · 0/1 REC, 0 YD

Alvin Kamara BN NO

RB1

vs MIN · Final L 13–23

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

1.60

Stats

3 CAR, 12 YD · 2/2 REC, -6 YD

Omarion Hampton BN LAC

RB

vs DEN · Final L 17–23

Sun, Oct 11, 4:05 PM ET

4.40

Stats

14 CAR, 33 YD · 1/1 REC, 6 YD

Lamar Jackson BN BAL

Lights, Camera, Jackson

@ ATL · Final W 30–23

Sun, Oct 11, 8:20 PM ET

0.00

Jordyn Tyson BN NO

WR

vs MIN · Final L 13–23

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Rachaad White BN WAS

Paid to Return Kicks

vs NYG · Final T 27–27

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

2.50

Stats

7 CAR, 18 YD · 1/1 REC, 2 YD

Chuba Hubbard BN CAR

RB

Bye week

0.00

Tank Dell BN HOU

Dude, I got a Dell

@ TEN · Final W 26–3

Sun, Oct 11, 1:00 PM ET

0.00

Weekly Media

This Week in Business Horse

Horsecast · 2026 Week 5

Week 5 · Reviewed recap · Regular seasonChecked 10/27/2026

Source updates have been reconciled. Earlier versions remain in the archive.

Editorial

Weekly Recap

Mike loses his perfect record. Larry remains perfectly fucking terrible.

Chad Van Horn ended Mike Aguanno's unbeaten run, 109.54 to 107.33, in the Chase Brown Bowl. The 2.21 point margin was the closest finish of Week 5. Mike got 28.00 from Isaiah Likely and 24.03 from Jacoby Brissett and still watched his perfect record get shredded in the conference room. Chad, Mike and Stephen now sit at 4 wins and 1 loss. Nobody gets to call themselves untouchable anymore.

Stephen Spencer put up the week's highest score, beating Pavel Kogan 138.74 to 99.14. Jahmyr Gibbs delivered 35.20, the best running back score among the league's starters. Stephen also left the week's top bench running back, Blake Corum and his 14.70, unused. That's a luxury problem. Pavel's problem was the guy across the table having an actual fucking offense.

Rob Lazerson beat Larry Noel 124.15 to 79.17 in the Recruiter Bowl, the week's biggest blowout at 44.98 points. Jaylen Warren and Josh Allen combined for 63.55. Larry's entire starting lineup managed just 15.62 more than those two guys. Wrench is now 0 and 5. At this point the punishment list isn't a league feature, it's his benefits package. Stop calling it a rebuild. This is five consecutive quarterly losses with a horse logo.

Sean Laird beat Jack Decker 126.84 to 102.01 in the Jackn' Horse Bowl. Christian Watson, Puka Nacua and Parker Washington combined for 85.90. Jack got 41.21 from Drake Maye, the highest individual starter score of the week, and still lost by 24.83. Maye did the entire group project while the rest of Uncle Rico's payroll wandered off for a three martini lunch.

Evan Seacat beat Chris Scurry 109.11 to 68.45 in the Fringe Doug Bowl. Bucky Irving scored 30.50 and James Cook added 21.30. Scurry followed Week 4's Best Manager award with the lowest team score in Week 5. Matthew Stafford supplied 28.57, leaving the other seven starters to scrape together 39.88. That promotion lasted about as long as a motivational speech before a compliance raid. Evan even left Jayden Daniels and his 31.01 on the bench and still won by 40.66.

Alex Buell beat Tom Burkett 105.40 to 94.25 in the Bestie Bowl. Joe Burrow delivered 26.60 and Jaxon Smith Njigba added 20.30. Tom got a combined 47.10 from Malik Nabers and George Pickens, but the rest of the department couldn't close the deal. Alex moves to 2 wins and 3 losses. Tom joins Jack at 1 win and 4 losses, which is currently the only thing keeping Larry from feeling completely abandoned.

The scoring awards go to Stephen for high score, Scurry for low score, Rob for biggest win, and Chad for the closest escape. Mike owns the highest scoring loss at 107.33. Position honors belong to Drake Maye, Jahmyr Gibbs, Christian Watson and Isaiah Likely. The bench leaders are Jayden Daniels, Blake Corum, Terry McLaurin and Kyle Pitts. These are Business Horse awards calculated from the archived Sleeper scores, separate from Sleeper's posted weekly report.

Recognition

Weekly Awards

Business Horse awards

Chairman of the Board
Stephen Spencer. High score: 138.74.
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Red Ink Department
Chris Scurry. Low score: 68.45.
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Statement Win
Rob Lazerson over Larry Noel, 44.98 points
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Photo Finish
Chad Van Horn over Mike Aguanno, 2.21 points
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Wrong Boardroom
Mike Aguanno. Highest scoring loss: 107.33.
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Employee of the Week
Drake Maye, Jack Decker, 41.21 points
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Bench Chairman
Jayden Daniels, Evan Seacat, 31.01 points
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QB Starter of the Week
Drake Maye, Jack Decker, 41.21 points
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QB Bench Scorer of the Week
Jayden Daniels, Evan Seacat, 31.01 points
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RB Starter of the Week
Jahmyr Gibbs, Stephen Spencer, 35.20 points
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RB Bench Scorer of the Week
Blake Corum, Stephen Spencer, 14.70 points
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WR Starter of the Week
Christian Watson, Sean Laird, 29.30 points
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WR Bench Scorer of the Week
Terry McLaurin, Pavel Kogan, 10.20 points
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TE Starter of the Week
Isaiah Likely, Mike Aguanno, 28.00 points
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TE Bench Scorer of the Week
Kyle Pitts Sr., Pavel Kogan, 13.20 points
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Record Book

Milestones

  • Chad Van Horn over Mike Aguanno sets the closest 2026 regular decided matchup: 2.21.

Scope: archived 2026 results. Career and all time claims require a reconciled historical baseline.

Living Archive

2026 Almanac

Every result, lineup, player score, award, and milestone stays with its week. The season ledger grows as results are verified.

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